Your food hates you. ????

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Thursday 20 January 2059 98836 Shares

The consumption of food has been going on for about 40 years. Before that, people used to live on petrol (diesel if they were vegetarian). However, recent studies show that a minimum of 99 of the human population eats food every day!

Food has feelings too and doesn't like that way it's being treated. How would you like to be eaten?

Our local news station loadofbollox interviewed the cast of recently released film "Sausage Party" to gain a further knowledge of the situation at hand.

The cast members, who which to remain anonymous, were quoted saying that "It's complete slaughter. The carrots have to watch their babies being eaten, the potatoes are skinned alive and boiled and then their carcasses are devoured by the humans who claim it as 'fuel'. But the worst bit about it is when some sikko decides to shove a cucumber up his backside and then feed it too his family, it's the worst"

Some foods have decided to take retaliation to the atrocities. In the file image above you will see that the potato letters have some aggressive words to give to the humans.

The foods have decided to take a turn and fight for their rights. The president of Hungary, Ronald McDonald and his associate Mayor McCheeseburger have made petitions to fight for their rights.
Whether they are successful or not is a different matter.

We will be keeping you updated of this story over the next few weeks.

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