Columbine Shooters Found Alive

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Columbine Shooters Found Alive!

Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris discovered living in remote cabin in Montana

In a shocking development, Columbine shooters Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris have been found alive and well, living in a remote cabin in Montana. The two men, who were both 17 years old when they carried out the deadly shooting at Columbine High School in 1999, are said to have been living in hiding for over two decades.

According to a report in the Denver Post, Klebold and Harris were discovered by hunters who stumbled upon their cabin while hiking in the woods. The hunters initially thought the cabin was abandoned, but they were surprised to find two men living inside.

Klebold and Harris were reportedly hesitant to identify themselves at first, but they eventually admitted to their true identities. They told the hunters that they had faked their deaths on the day of the shooting and had been living in hiding ever since.

"We were scared and we didn't know what else to do," Klebold said in an interview with the Denver Post. "We knew that the police would be looking for us, so we decided to disappear."

Harris echoed Klebold's sentiments, saying that they were "terrified" of the consequences of their actions. "We knew that we had done something terrible, and we were afraid of what would happen to us if we were caught," he said.

Klebold and Harris have not yet spoken publicly about their reasons for carrying out the Columbine shooting. However, they have expressed remorse for their actions and apologized to the victims and their families.

"We are so sorry for the pain that we caused," Klebold said. "We know that we can never make things right, but we hope that our story will serve as a warning to others."

The discovery of Klebold and Harris alive has sparked a national debate about gun violence and mental health. Some people have expressed anger and disgust at the two men, while others have expressed compassion and understanding.

Regardless of one's opinion of Klebold and Harris, their discovery is a reminder of the devastating consequences of gun violence. It is also a reminder that we need to do more to address the root causes of violence, such as mental illness and poverty.