'Roid' rumour rages
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A 26-year old man is tonight being chased by police after rumours emerged surrounding a vicious anabolic steroid ring in the Bournemouth area.
Luke Vamplew (pictured), formerly of Louth, is believed to have been in possession of the controlled substance with intent to take and supply. Mr Vamplew has recently made contact with a former lover, unnamed, who made contact with local police regarding rumours. It has since emerged Mr Vamplew, a keen gym-goer, has in fact been central to illicit behaviour and has made five figure sums in the process.
Mr Vamplew is described as very dangerous and the public should not approach him under any circumstances. Police enquiry ongoing.
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