Wanted
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Columbus man wanted for 3 counts of aggravated ugly in the 1st degree 4 counts of thristyness in the 4th degree & 2 counts of aggravated ashy lips suspect is know to be armed wit ulgy and carries empty carmex packs & gaderade suspect last scene in the noe bixby area beware suspect is extra thirsty and will lurk on random girls fb page
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