FBI is now looking for a local Carbondale resident for mugging little kids and adults of there oreos an then beating them with a banana at the path way by burgerking... Some people are calling this resident "the Oreo Thief".....

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FBI are now taking part in a manhunt in Carbondale.. They are looking for a man who is stealing the oreos out of kids lunch boxes an then beating them with a banana in the ally way burger king.... Residents say he name is Rey Torres..... One victim said she thought he had a gun to her but turns out he was holding a banana.. She managed to get away before the man attacked.. Victims say he also has continuously been steeling the oreos out of the snacks of the elderly people at the elderly centers by using a banana as a gun..... Other residents are now deciding if there going to keep there kids in for halloween this year..... One mother says "Its bad enough we have to worry about these clowns but its rediculous now that we have to worry about a man going around stealing oreos from our kids an the elderly an then beating them with a banana an then shout "MEEP MEEP" as he runs away"...... Authorities an FBI say "That this man is unpredictable an its best to not make contact.. And if you happen to see this man walking towards you, you better hope your oreos are home"........ If you see Rey Torres "The Oreo Thief" please contact your freindly neighborhood spider man.....

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