Local Pakistani found to be Terrorist!
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Local transgender, Muhammad Mirza Wadood was found guilty last night by Lancashire police forces of smuggling his 18th sister from Lahore, Pakistan by Royal Mail and also possessing a large bomb tucked into his double chin. Our studies have shown that he planned to detonate it in front of Debenhams as they gave him the wrong hair oil, so he has to live his life with permanently greasy hair.
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