WOMAN REVEALS SECRET TO ATTRACTING MEN "MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE EARRING BACKS"

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---Ken Hunt reporting


Jessica Brosky, an exotic dancer at Deja Vu Night Club on Ravine Road in Kalamazoo, claims her pheremones drive men mad. "I usually only wash my ( expletive & expletive) twice a week, because I noticed when I let my natural odors accumulate men seem to spend more time down there." Said Jessica with a shy laugh. "The closest thing I can compare it too is earring backs." We asked if we could sample her odor ourselves and she was happy to let us smell her finger after dragging it through her vaginal area. Upon inspection it definitely had a smell one could associate with an infection. "It's kind of cheesy, right? I can tell you like it!" Said Jessica matter-of-factly.

I'm gonna plead the fifth.

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