BEWARE
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Everyone in the centeral region please beware of this man. He has been found sniffing park benches and many other crimes. Only last week he was found glazing himself in gravy and wearing a box of special k as footwear. He is a force to be reckoned with. Please keep your children, animals and gravy locked away.
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