Alloa man declared cheap sexual pervert by local prostitutes.
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An Alloa man released on bail following accusations from local prostitutes of being ; "too cheap to pay for his pokey bum wank" has been yet again caught dodging payment and preferring instead to try to 'exchange services' after contact has taken place. Brian Mcqueen (37) also known as Bud or Crusty Boxers has been known to us for "some time" TV escort Coco said as she described Brians' penchant for wearing women's underwear to feel more powerful. "He's always trying to cheat us or run away in his cum soaked panties to sniff the seats at the bingo and it's time everyone knew what a predator he was!"
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