Man transported to hospital after night of drinking
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Mason Webster, 26, of the woodlands, texas was taken by paramedics to st. Simon and Jude after what was described by witnesses at the scene, "some drunk guy chasing armadillos" through a parking lot and onto the busy intersection of sawdust road, being struck by a kia soul at around 2:15 monday morning. Sources say he is expected to make a full recovery but not before a heafty fine for public intoxication and hunting without a license. Officer Michael M Berry was first at the scene where the accident occured, stating the victims BAC to be more than double the legal limit. "It is a very serious epidemic we have in this area. Kids really need to stop chasing wild animals after heavy drinking. We are thankful that no one driving the kia was seriously injured." more on this story to come as it developes.
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