WOODHOUSE MAN TO STAND FOR PARLIAMENT

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Notorious left wing and greenpeace activist,Moonbeam Storey,is to stand in the bi -election in Luton south.Moonbeam,who has 5 wives,Mahatma,Manjula, Starfish,Tumbleweed and Beryl,with whom he shares 22 children,says he is sick of the injustice the system throws at the less fortunate in society,as in Luton.In a brief interview this afternoon,Moonbeam told the Bangladesh Bugle," me need to get among mi brethren an ting,dem social munters mess up mi money all de time,at least as mp mi know mi can sort some expenses an ting innit".

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