LOCAL MAN WINS ON SCRATCHCARD
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Local man Patrick Annable from no fixed abode celebrates with friends and family after winning 10 bob on a scratchy. Speaking of his bumper win. He says. " I just couldn't believe it. Nearly fell through the floor. I.m still shaking as we speak. Reckon it's going to be a slap up at McTurks later .then get faced." .Family friend Joan Johnson ( pictured ) says ' I'm so proud of him .he deserves it. Just hope there's something in it for me. Maybe half o lager or somat !! " .Speaking from his favourite pub the White Horse..pictured. .Patrick thereafter refused to comment and nobody has seen him since.
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