Man Found frying Bacon on a Camp Stove in Tesco
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Man Pictured - Later to be named as : Mr Philip Byrne, Of Paulton, Bath was caught last night in Tesco - Old Mills, Paulton, Bristol, Sat Cross legged on the floor
According to onlookers, it was a spectacular sight and smell, As he fried off some Wellshire Classic Sliced Dry-Rubbed Uncured Bacon - which 'Tesco' Manager Matt Hampton informed us this was there best selling Bacon - on a camping stove that Mr Byrne had 'borrowed' from the 'cheapline' ailse.
Mr Byrne went on to educate our reporter that this Bacon is : " Deeply smoky and sweet, it has a "rich, developed" flavor that most people would find "just right." - It's my favourite" - pitched Mr Bryne who went on to say " People who thought classic-cut bacon was too thin will be especially pleased by the thicker, chewy slices of this delicious Porker "
Mr Bryne - Police decided - took his Bacon eating very very seriously - was Not to be disturbed as he continued to fry off and eat a few packets of the delicious snack - Plus - Being a rather stocky, burly, powerful man - the police did not much fancy their chances at getting Mr Byrne away from his bacon, so they allowed him to finish cooking and consuming while they listened to a few choice 'Little Britain' impressions that the fryer had off to a Tee....
Mr Byrne left later that evening after a lovely meal of Bacon - Just bacon - and a nice conversation with many people about the burning statement of
" Have you ever noticed that there's no such thing as leftover bacon " ??
Well - There isnt with Mr Byrne around thats for sure !
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