Alnwick man wants his mam
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An Alnwick man tonight desperately wanted his mam tonight after being forced to pay £5.00 for a pint of fosters.
Phil Hopper, 37, now of Larbert, was astounded to be charged the sum at a pop concert.
'It's just not fair', said the specky Morpeth cunt. He continued 'that's not even the worst of it. Here I am, watching PJ Harvey. There's only one of them here and they still haven't done 'our radio rocks. It's all a big swizz'.
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