Glen Burnie ginger arrested for suspicions of drug smuggling
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A routine traffic stop resulted in the arrest of one individual, Alex Heller, this morning. AACPD pulled over Alex's vehicle for a broken tail llight. When Officer Rodriguez approached the vehicle, he noticed Alex, smiling and a little too cooperative than a normal stop. Rodriguez asked Mr Heller to exit the vehicle for a sobriety test for alcohol and other controlled deadly substances. When asked to search the vehicle, Alex became a little less cooperative. The officer opened the trunk and found over ten thousand dollars of smuggled dildos coated with the hallucination drug LSD. Officers also reported Alex was "trippin bawlz". Further investigations are underway.
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