Houston woman wanted for assault on an employee at a popular crawfish restaurant.
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On 11/16/16 Christy Johnson placed a call to LA Crawfish Cajun Restaurant inquiring about 7 pounds of crawfish. The cashier informed Christy that they had plenty an would she like to place an order they order was placed an she told them she was on here way. Arriving at the restaurant Christy's mouth was watery anticipating her crawfish but was lost an confused when she arrived at the counter an was informed that their wasn't any more crawfish an they are sorry for any inconvenience. Christy immediately went into beast mode an slapped the dog shit out of a young black female for wasting her time an gas. As Christy was exiting the restaurant she stopped an grabbed her a nice cold strawberry lime a Rita beer for her troubles. Suspect isn't armed but appear to be very dangerous. Anyone that knows her whereabouts are urged to contact your local authorities.
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