Hamden man found transporting 10,000 stolen dildos
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Benjamin VanDusen, 28 of Hamden NY, was found to be in possession of nearly 10,000 stolen dildos after being pulled over for failure to yield for a law enforcement officer. The dildos were reported stolen from a train a week ago. the train had picked up the dildos from one of the largest suppliers of sex toys in the country the night they went missing. When asked why he failed to yield he stated the weight of the dildos kept his car from stopping correctly. the investigation is continuing...
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