Violent ambulance medic shock!
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Claims of an ambulance medic who has a reputation for violence have come to light today
Mr Carl Humpage has been named as the most violent ambulance medic in the UK!
He has "earnt" this title based over the last decade of call outs where Mr Humpage has issued a torrent of attacks on his victims over these years who he then later conveyed to an A&E department for treatment.
Mr Humpage reports that his job is tough, unpredictable and tiring but confirms after he has knocked his victim out he has always taken them to an Accident and emergency department for treatment due to his caring nature and commitment to to his role.
Some of his victims he states received special "smackdown" moves famously performed by the WWE wrestling superstar the Rock.
Mr Humpage also states that he has had more "bouts" than several world champion boxers have had in their entire careers combined.
His colleagues have reported that Mr Humpage is a quiet individual who rarely says anything but state when he let's off the world and his dog knows about it.
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