Local Dad Arrested
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69 Year old dad Christian Shauntel Criddle is being charged with terroristic threats. On October 6, 2017, Criddle drove his son, pussydestroyerr447, to school for a fieldtrip to the water park. Acording to Mrs.ChokesOnDick, a teacher a the elementary school "His son changed his mind so Mr.Criddle tried to ask for his money back, but we had already turned it in to the park." Eye witnesses report that criddle threatened to "blow this muthafucka up if i dont get my muthafuckin moneys back." He then proceeded to slap every child with his penis before having his ass ate by a police K-9 unit. Criddle is now awaiting trial on several counta of public indecency, sexual assault, and fuck-niggery.
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