Local man caught touching himself in gas station
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A Florence, KY man Patrick Prince was discovered late Sunday night october 29th 2017 at a Erlanger gas station. He was in the magazine aisle. Touching himself. The worker noticed his fishy behavior. She watched him for a few minutes. Decided to confront Mr. Prince as he ran from her one hand in his pants the clinched to a magazine, yelling discount double check. He tripped obviously from being intoxicated. He fell head first into a coffee stand knocking himself out. The worker in chase then called the erlanger police. The police arrived. Mr. Prince still out of it from his fall laying in the floor mumbling godgers over and over. The officers on scene recovered a new issue sports illustrated titled "the life of Aaron Rodgers". Police then arrested Mr. Prince for alcohol intoxication in a public place no injuries were reported.
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