The West Jordan Strangler Caught!

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Local West Jordan resident John Ishoy (40) was arrested Friday (Nov. 17, 2017) on charges of malicious strangulation of a one eyed trouser snake. The suspect which is now in custody was found early Friday morning in his home sadisticly attacking the small defenseless blind mammal by cramming its almost lifeless body into a Flesh Light he had purchased through the popular site Overstock.com.

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