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A former hard working stock boy from Walmart was found dead in dads truck today. He got home from the normal 2-11 and he didn’t seem right says B the drunk. Pete was killed by serious depression along with over hairiness. Pete’s funeral will be held all weekend 2-11. You will be remembered, the boys will y’all shots for you.
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