Trump Talks About Earning His Purple Heart During The Battle Of Obamacaria
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Using his military training from the Spoiled Rich Kid Military Academy, self proclaimed General-Admiral Trump recently led his Generals & his troops into battle with the invading Liberalians, in the Battle of Obamacaria. Trump fought bravely, giving orders from the sand traps on his private golf courses. Twice, he even had to pull his clubs out, ready to swing if tiny white balls were thrown his way. Sadly, General-Admiral Trump was severely wounded in his ego, & medical staff said it'll be a lifetime wound & source of pain for the General-Admiral. He put himself in for a Purple Heart Medal, & was just awarded it. He can wear it next to his military academy medals, such as his Best Bed Making Medal, Shiniest Shoes Medal, Best Repetition of Silly Rules Medal, & his Bully With Stripes Medal. Cheers for our new "hero".
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