Reality Star "Big O" To Become A Ninja
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Reality TV Star Oren "Big O" Stuckey has decided to walk away from his Ulysses Public Access reality show "Big O Goes Crossbow" following this season.
Stuckey has apparently been crafting his skills at the Costello Dojo in Potter County to become a professional ninja.
He caused havoc earlier this summer when he decided to ditch his compound bow for a crossgun. Oren had long been against crossbows and even went as far as to call crossbow hunters "pussies" as late as early 2018.
Now he is Potter County's most famous celebrity and his reached "Elliot Ness" status in the county.
Earlier this year he was heard in a TMZ interview calling ninjas "losers" and "dorks", so the sudden change in heart is no surprise.
"I'm probably the biggest bad ass in Potter County" said Stuckey. "Being a ninja with my cat-like reflexes and my predator lounger just comes natural."
Several calls to his agent Bryce McVicker's parent's basement were unreturned as we seeked some answers to this situation.
"Big O Goes Crossbow" air Sunday mornings on UPATV at 1:39am. It co-stars Joe Glover, Kaitlin Jenner and Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fame.
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