Bigfoot eats at local McDonald's

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Bigfoot eats at local McDonald's

It seems that a McDonald's restaurant in Clarion, PA has been forced to close due to an unusual customer eating all of the inventory Thursday afternoon, say sources. Yes, a huge ape-like humanoid, believed to be Bigfoot stopped by to have a bite.... And then some. Customers took pictures and pitched in to help pay for the giant hairy creature's mighty feast. Non customers also filled the fast food joint upon catching a glimpse of this monstrosity of a being in an attempt to get pictures. The local Mickey D's in question made far greater sales and were much busier compared to that of the infamous Autumn Leaf Festival. However, the fast food giant's Pennsylvania unit will remain closed until their stock is replenished. If nothing else,the mystery as to what Bigfoots eat has been solved. In the picture, Bigfoot can be seen having a friendly chat with Ronald McDonald at Cook Forest State Park, another local attraction of Clarion county. Officials say the humongous beast seems harmless and should be considered as such.

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