Darwen Dog faces ASBO for Tennis ball crusade
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Harley Grunshaw has been arrested this morning on suspicion of conspiracy to take every tennis ball off every single dog in the whole town.
Inspector Munro of Darwen CID expressed his concern, "Blacksnape has been a ghost field since Grunshaw started his crusade , dogs are literally refusing to leave their crates when faced with the ordeal of a once relaxing runout up there and it can't continue"
Breaking news attended Harleys residence to confront his owners about this menacing behaviour and were shocked to find him cradled in mum Denise's arms dressed in a bonnet and bib, whilst sucking on a customised tennis ball doggy dummy.
Dad Bernard refused to condemn Harleys behaviour and claimed he would continue to allow Harley to attend the local playing field despite other dogs flatly refusing to leave their cars and homes in protest.
"He's my baby," claimed Bernard, "i dont want him upset and taking all his frustration out on the poor postman, he can have all his ownway as far as im concerned, its only a bloody ball for petes sake!". He then proceeded to snuggle up to Harley in front of the TV to watch dogs behaving badly together.
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