Local Man Expects Me to Read All This Shit
Saturday 15 May 2059 77477 Shares
DISCORD, not DATCORD, a user types out an analysis of a game at a level beyond the comprehension of the intended audience. One of those affected, Ben Dover, commented that, "[he] just really wanted some beans," and instead logged in to a thesis.
Correspondent D. Cole covers this story in depth on page 69 (nice).