Local Man Says "I'm bringing back the mullet!"
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Local man, Scotty Vanmeter says he thinks the decline of America started at the same time folks got rid of their mullets. So he has decided to start a movement called "Mullets Matter". He is on a mission to grow his mullet back twice the size you see in this photo. Scotty believes that by growing back our mullets, and the Party in back and business on top lifestyle, that America CAN and WILL be great again. Mr. Vanmeter has not announced any plans to run for President, but he says it is not off the table. If you would like to join Scotty's Mullet Movement, called Mullets Matter, then visit his website www.ScottyGotAMullet.com and post your before and after mullet picture and join the movement!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.