POLICE RELEASE PHOTO OF THE BOOTY BANDIT

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Police have released the picture of who they say are responsible for the increase in male anal probes in the local area. They say this man dresses like a alien and speaks into men rooms and probes them with hopes that they would think he was a alien. Police say this man is no alien but in fact is Larry ellis jr. police also say this man i armed and dangerous and is known to carry two purple dildos with automatic sperm action pump. This man also frequents the parties of another man know as FLYBOY wonder who is wanted and has a active warrant issued by the hood rats association of America, for impregnating the entire city of syracuse more to follow on this story

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