BigBite Rishton Stops Couple Fighting
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On Friday 21-10-2016 police were called to a family home on Cliff Street Rishton to calm a domestic Fight between a couple.
Pc plum said "The Fight was very public and was getting out of hand when the Husband decided to chase his wife with an dirty sock on his hand screaming ' I AM MANKIND FROM WWE !! ' so at that point i called back up "
soon as the police officers decided to detain both couple, BIGBITE Delivery driver ( UNCLE MAX ) arrived with PIZZA and KEBABS.
within seconds the Husband fell to the ground crying "Babes you really do LOVE ME , you ordered from BigBite" he threw his sock away and hugged his mrs and promised to never FIGHT.
The police officers was in shock and confused until the couple offered them a slice of pizza.
Pc Plum and Pc Smith both quoted " That pizza we ate filled that empty spot in our body - That empty spot was LOVE and that was what the couple had missing untill BigBite arrived with LOVE in a Box"
" To every mans heart is through his stomach "
BBC NEWS
reporter : Hulk Hogan
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