Kit Kat chunky thief on the run
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Police are on the look out for a Galashiels woman after reports of theft on Halloween.
Cheryl Smith, 32 of langlee has gone into hiding after stealing young kids kit Kat treats from there Halloween bag and shouting they're all mine.
Speaking to her younger brother, Malky earlier today he was quoted as saying "It's not the first time we've had an incident like this." "Last time someone tried to take her kit Kat she took the guys life"
Police have advised that if you see Cheryl to not approach as she is highly dangerous and call crime stoppers on 1800 8008135
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