Tillys Callum ' cums ' out about big black Dave.
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Local faggot Calum has been the runt of jokes over the last few years about his gay sex with a black man named Dave from Magaluf. Callum has been tryin to contact Big black Dave over the year's, but in a recent interview callum had this to say
" well ken, aye. Aye I did love black Dave. I've never had anything inside me like that chocolate God gave me. Do I miss him? Aye every day man. But there is something you need to know about this man.... He is a user and cares about nobody's feelings! He messed with my emotions so now I'm moving on to bigger and better things ( not that I can get bigger than Dave callum joked ) wee word of advice folks... When you go to Maga don't make the same mistakes I did and fall for big black Dave. He is a mind fuck.
Callum is now happy and content working in amateur guy hard-core sex industry .
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