AMERICAN COACH TAKES OVER AT HILLSBOROUGH
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American soccer coach,Chuck Storeyburger III , today took over at Sheffield Wendy,when Carlos' dream ended in a nightmare.Chuck comes with a fine pedigree,having coached in the Arkansas 5th division for 16yrs,winning a promotion last year,which brought him to the attention of Woodhouse rangers.Although on license,and having to sign a register everyday,Chuck was given the job on the recommendation of his good friend,and fellow Woodseats resident,curry chef Mustapha Stori,an old friend of the Wendy chairman John West.When showed around the stadium at S6,a clearly bewildered Chuck told the Star," have these mother fuckers never seen a paintbrush?". "Goddam shithole,looks like my grandaddys outhouse".Chuck signed a 5yr contract,taking him up to his 85th birthday.He is joined in Woodhouse with his actress girlfriend,Clem Hidier,and their 3 boys,Rock,Homer and Billy Joe Jimbob Storeyburger
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