Petty King wanted in questioning!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 67504 Shares
Michael Williamson, creator of Petty Gang, is wanted for questioning for crushing poor unfortunate souls. Affadavits have been turned over to Winston-Salem Police Department by victims of this mans treachery. Charges to be filed are as followed with more possibly to be written in: pettiness to the 9th degree; slaying lies; getting to the bottom of shit; and he is also being charged with doing the news medias job by finding the truth before they do. If you have any information pertaining to this case please call 555-TWLD! You don't have to give your name because PG will find it out anyway. Also don't forget to check out his 5 star reads!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.