Eclipse Conspiracy Debunked
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Have you wondered why there is all this hype about this particular eclipse? Have you wondered why the government is issuing preparedness info and keeping all emergency personnel working on this day? Have you wondered why the government and news stations are discouraging everyone from taking direct photos of this eclipse? The answers are simple and with hacked satellite imagery, it is now confirmed. This week's approach of the "Death Star" has world governments in a panic with the uncertainty of the events to follow. Totality times differ throughout the world, but the time of destruction is unknown if world leaders can not negotiate peace with the Empire. Should the negotiations fail, our fate is unknown, but world leaders are prepared to unleash the unthinkable in our defense. Should negotiations be successful, citizens of this planet will just believe it was the moon covering the sun and our lives will go on like nothing happened.
In today's age and recent political climates, the citizens were kept in the dark about numerous events that later came to light. This is not meant to be political, but i'm sure we all can think of a few examples.
Now the question is, "What do we do now?"
Lets hope and pray for the best. Be sure to tell your loved ones that you love them.
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