Mailman abducted by UFO while on the job

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Local authorities are still baffled by events that occurred in a small rural village in Pennsylvania. Bill Laspin, a 28 year veteran mailman was performing the duties of his job when witnesses described what appeared to be a saucer shaped object come down from the sky ejecting a beam of light and then sucking Laspin up into the ship and departing. Mrs. Edith Kettlefryer quickly snapped this photo of Laspin as the UFO was descending from the sky. Neighbors were horrified to see their beloved mailman being taken from them. Sadly, he was due to sign a major record deal next week. Local official, Beryl Davis said, "We're mystified. We've never dealt with anything this weird. We're asking all citizens to keep a heads up and if you see a saucer shaped object flying above yell out for Laspin. He might just be in there".

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