Local man declares British immigrant his 'gladiator'
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In what might have been one of the most amusing moments of 2017, Jorge (aka Carlos) became overwhelmed with emotion due to his bro-love. David Stoner, skateboard afficiando and resounding loser of 'never-have-I-ever', repeatedly committed such impressive feats of humanity that Jorge was heard to exclaim: "STONER! YOU'RE MY GLADIATOR!". On multiple occasions this was followed by a whoop or further interjection.
Due to the extreme amount of fun and jocularity the day produced, our reporters are standing ready. More on this story as it develops.
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