Rangview to fire Mr. Fay

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Friday 21 January 2059 63036 Shares

Rangview plans to let go their principal Mr. Fay for allegedly having a relationship with a squirrel. According to eye witnesses Mr. Fay was seen with a squirrel and giving it belly rubs, as well as feeding it like a mother. The school has forbidden relationships with squirrels ever since 1998 when a student was caught walking a squirrel around town. Some students were sad to here their great principal was having to leave and have started a petition to allow squirrels in school once again. For now the school bored will be meeting to discuss is they should allow relationships with these animals and to see if Mr. Fay should keep his job.

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