The Tennessee Volunteers find a new Football Coach
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After a hiring that was blunted by social media and five current college coaches turning down the position, TN went a different direction in the search for a head football coach. The administration turned to a social media vote utilizing all the most current platforms to gather information. The votes are in, the winner is Cletus Smith Johnson of Dirt Road, Tennessee. Little is known about him other than these things: At 16, he dropped out of middle school and tore his school books in half in front of the school on his last day. He has no coaching experience, but is "hella good" at all of the Madden games. He has several orange jumpsuits due to his time in county lockup. He is negotiating his salary at this time. Updates coming
Renegade News 2017
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