Homeland Security raises Las Vegas alert level.

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Homeland Security spokesperson Juanita Hernandez-Mendoza announced an increase in the HSRA (Homeland Security Risk Assessment) level for the Las Vegas Metro area today in a press release. "Intelligence resources have uncovered a plot to infiltrate subversive operatives into the area in the month of August. We cannot elaborate more at this time because this is an active security operation."
A senior Homeland Security supervisor, commenting off the record because she was not authorized to speak publicly, confirmed that officials reports from an informant that a small team of four operatives plan to meet in the area around that time. Members of that group are on several watch lists due to their pro-alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and explosives stance.
The anonymous Homeland Security source confirmed she has reviewed documents and photographs of the individuals but said that senior management would not release more information, citing a desire to avoid panic and irresponsible vigilante behavior. The source did say that the individuals are large, charasmatic individuals and that they may have an odor of gunsmoke or feta on their clothing.
They are adept at alcoholic drink improvisation, blending in to strip club crowds, and can effectively utilize nearly every weapons platform in existence.
Officials caution the public to be vigilant and to report any suspicious individuals to local or federal law enforcement but not to directly approach the operatives.

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