Chicago Blackhawks Defenseman Brent Seabrook Diagnosed with “Ligma”,Team Doctors say he may never play again.
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Ligma, or Ligmamyelitis, is a crippling and potentially deadly infectious disease. It is caused by the Ligmavirus. The virus spreads from person to person and can invade an infected person’s asshole causing unimaginable itching inside of the Anus. There is a cure for the Ligma virus, but many doctors refuse to treat patients because the procedure would require someone to “lig the patients balls”. Doctors are on quote saying conflicting things about the epidemic like “Ligma is a terrible disease and must be stopped at all costs” and “miss me with that gay shit”.
Seabrook was given ten days to live, when asked to describe his condition he said “Ligma balls bitch”
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