Trump Demands End to All Liberal News Broadcasts
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Citing a recent poll by Fox News and the Washington Examiner, conducted by the Daily Caller, the White House has issued a statement that from now on the White House will prohibit the Fake News Media from quoting, videotaping, audio taping or in any manner recording Mr. Trump because of continued and ongoing problems with their insistence on broadcasting the President telling what are described as "Lies, Little White Lies and Damned Lies".
In an interview held at Mar-A-Lago last week, Ms. Sanders says "the president has heard from many, many many people that they don't really care if he lies all the time, they just don't want to hear the Fake News Media point it out on a daily basis."
So, to fulfill another of his campaign promises, the president signed an executive order which seeks to prevent any News organization or non-conservative person from recording the president without his authority, and any recording or transcript of him speaking which is allowed must be handed over to White House Counsel where it will be reviewed and edited before release to the public.
In this E.O., he also announced that every word he speaks will be protected by copyright and as such any end user will be required to pay a royalty to the President when they are allowed to quote him.
In that Examiner Poll, 100 of the 24 of Americans that believe everything the president says say they have no reason to question his legal and moral authority to rule the USA and wish he would be president forever.
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