JOHNSON CITY MAN CASTS STRANGE, EROTIC SPELL ON FEMALE SHOPPERS AT WEGMANS
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An elderly man was arrested at Wegmans in Johnson City, NY on Friday evening. Anthony Grassi, 58, of Johnson City, was charged with disorderly conduct after reportedly inducing women to faint in response to his "extremely good looks", according to several witnesses. A total of 9 women, ranging in age from 62 to 75, were taken to local area hospitals after fainting. One woman, as she was being removed from the store on a stretcher, could be heard saying "Oh my god, did you see him?" When questioned by police, Mr. Grassi issued the following statement: "First of all, get my f*****g lawyer on the phone. All I did was walk up to them and ask them where the freakin' tomatoes were...then they looked at me and fainted." Investigations are continuing. Above is a picture obtained from the wallet of Mr. Grassi. Mr. Grassi claims that this is a picture of him from several years ago, when he was 32 years old. Anyone having any information about this man are urged to contact Johnson City police.
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