Apple Buys State of Florida
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As of May 30th, 2017, Apple Computers is now the lawful owner of the entire state of Florida. This may come as a shock to most of the population, but according to long time employee of Apple and lifelong friend of Steve Jobs, Dr. Alex Robbins says "This has been a goal of the company for the past fifteen years or more. Its just the natural flow of business. If everything goes as planned, Alabama and Rhode Island will also be property of the Apple Corporation by the year 2026."
In addition, the corporation plans to create about 50,000 jobs throughout the state of Florida as a result of the massive purchase. The company hopes to help boost the national economy by about 7.3 within the next few years. According to experts in the Department of Corporate Real Estate, this trend may continue until many companies like Apple and conglomerates such as AOL Time-Warner own much of the United States, as well as provinces in other Western countries.
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