Chris Flood to become the next "Hand of the King"
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***STORY IN DEVELOPMENT!*** Rumors are swirling around Kings Landing that the new Hand of the King is to be no other than Chris Flood! We asked several locals what their thoughts were; "Chris? Oh he is awesome! Id like to also add he is quite sexy!"
"When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do."
"Once a serpent bit Chris leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the serpent died."
"The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chris to give up his favourite coffee mug."
Keep checking back for more updates on this amazing man!
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