Local Holbrook man wins 5000$ a week for life

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Chris Rivera, 22 , of Holbrook win big last week hiting the jack pot $5000 a week for life off a scratch off. When asked what he plans to do with the money he said " strippers and Cociane" on live TV. he then went on to take the camera crew hostage. Demanding Donald trump brings his friend back from Portugal. 3 days into the stand off he has killed 1 hostage and cut the fingers off another. When asked why he's doing this he said " shut up puta don't you know I'm loco". It appears over the 3 day span he developed a Spanish accent to piss off trump a little more. He is still at large with the hostages. No word yet on more demands.

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