Local Casino Story Has David Atkisson Losing His S**T!
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The recent story concerning a local casino has caused David Atkisson to lose his s**t.
"I can't believe this!" exclaimed the s**tless Wetumpka resident. "This can't be true!"
Friends say Mr. Atkisson 'cannot be consoled in his s**tless state'. "The only thing that
can be done," said a friend close to the family, "is to stop the flow of fake news!"
When asked for their thoughts, Elvis, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness Monster, who were having lunch at Smokin' S Bar-B-Q, declined to make a comment.
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