Sumter man and Semi Pro football star charged with Murder

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Keith Colclough a Sumter resident and current football player, is being charged for murder after a dispute at a local McDonald's. It was said that Colclough who stands 6'2 350 pounds jumped over the counter and proceeded to attack one of the workers. At the scene witnesses said he didn't like the amount of fries in his bag. One witness said he was yelling obscenities to everyone present. Police arrived at the scene to calm the situation. Colclough was arrested at the scene with no further conflict. The victim, the name is not released yet was found with fries in her mouth and spatula wedged in her buttocks. Colclough is being held with out bond at the Sumter Lee Regional Detention Center.

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