LOCAL MAN ACCOSTS CITY TEDDY BOY IN POPULAR TOWN VENUE
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Local Derby man and prankster Patrick Annable caused quite a scene and mayhem in a city centre bar last Saturday whilst enjoying his night out.
Unfortunately, fellow reveller and infamous Derby Teddy boy .Tony Philips fell foul of his japes and was dragged backwards over Patrick and his fiance Karen Laing.
Crowds gathered as Tony was ragged about like a soft toy and ended up slumped behind the adjacent table trembling like a ferrel cat.
To everyone's disbelief : Patrick continued the assault , tossing him across the room into oncoming crowds sending beverages flying everywhere and causing untold panic and grief.
Within minutes , staff at the Tiger Bar were called and Patrick was subsequently chucked out and banned for life .
The incident has left Tony shaken and word has it , he has not been seen in town since.
Karen still joins Patrick on his weekly rounds around the bars but does however keep at arms length .
Patrick has shown neither remorse or compassion and stands fast in his path of future destruction and upheavals, laughing as he speaks .
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