OFFICIAL: My Limp Cawk releases Striker Sparticus after altercation with Management
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Oh dear, It's been a long time coming. Former striker Luke DeGiorgio, formally known as Sparticus, has been released from his club My Limp Cawk. "The lad was always intoxicated, always wasting opportunities, just never showed any determination" says manager Steven Pelleriti. The English Gellapo has not been seen in a while now and has been in question. Today it's official he will no longer be apart of his team, and speculation says he will most likely retire. Follow us for more updates.
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